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Ep 75: What Happens to Travel Bloggers When They Get Older?


What DON’T the boyz get into this episode? Well, quite a lot actually, so I’ll tell you what they do get into: what happens to travel bloggers when they get old, the 7 secrets of success, what to watch out for during your first intercourse, and more!

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Hey, Kyle juicy the last game of thrones. Holy moly. Jolie. Was amazing. Anthony, I know right. Just seven I don’t watch game of thrones. You don’t watch game of thrones. Now, you should check it out, man. It’s pretty cool. You don’t watch game of thrones. It’s been on my watch list. But I just haven’t got around to it. Cool, man. Happy to talk about it. Once you start your bird rib rose by. Bye. Bye. Vice podcast brother and Kyle dad rated statement nominee to be taken literally was up seven hype hyperbole. Hello, everybody. Welcome to hyperbole podcast yet. Another episode with the game. The same old hosts my name is Stephan. And I’m your first host on the self help comp the cell pal podcast for the helpless, and I’m joined today by. Through. I’m a Stephen’s brother and also host on this podcast. And I’m Kyle. And I’m a third host. I’m not a brother, but I’m a spiritual brother, and I’m also a co host a third host the third. I’m actually the parasite those two are both the hosts, but. That we have a symbiotic relationship. I’m the. Back in termite. Not a. By a symbolic of fucking van. I’m not venom with us fucking. We’re not Maasim. Fucking moss is a word for two different organisms that I don’t. Well. I’ve been in a moss pit before. Is that does that count? Yeah. Sounds. Scouts ice alike. Straightly soft and nice, I met Randy moss. One time does that count. Yeah. He’s one of of the symbols. Okay. Okay. You and give you as powers he did for short while. But anyway, let’s get into this. We’re going to start with a quote of the week. That’s where we break down a quote from one of the greats. These are usually actors or celebrities the people that have the type of wisdom to be able to share it. And anyway, we’re looking towards the future. So we’ve decided to take our quotes from in machines because they’re eventually going to take over the world. So why not start taking advice from them? So this quote comes from inspire robot. It’s an AI driven machine meant to squeeze. Life’s lemons for us and spray us with citrusy, wisdom and say I is the future we need to get used to listening to robots so today this week’s generated quote from inspire Bhatt is if you are desperately searching for a job, don’t forget whose fault. It is. That’s amazing. So I like we don’t even have to decipher that one. It’s it’s all your fault. That’s wrecked code. I’ve ever heard damned dude. That’s that’s pretty harsh. Put very true at the same time doesn’t need us. No. It does not inspire abide inspires. Oh, yes. Anyway. So thank you. Inspire bought for your all knowing power and wisdom. Let’s move onto the beef. This is the main juicy beef you part where we get into the questions. We’re talk about books talk about new words and language, and we just help you help yourself. So first question, of course, you one brought to us by our fan, Jack. Thanks, jack. If that is your real name, what ends up happening to all social media travel bloggers when they get older. Most of them seem to be young women with endless amounts of money to travel the world what happens when they get older. Thank you, Jack. You know, that’s a good question. I think that they probably shift their focus of from travel blogging to old hag blogging. You know, they just like they blog for other old spinsters, you know, and an hag z- is that. Okay. Can I say that word is that is? Extremely offensive. But continue. Oh, okay. Yeah. Hag ‘s anyway, as I was saying as she they might be beautiful later in life. I don’t know. But maybe maybe they really started saving that money.

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Hyperfan Jeff

Jeff cracking up to Hyperbrole

How did you find out about Hyperbrole? 
Found out about it through ma bff Anferknee on Facebook! 😀

What are you usually doing when you listen to Hyperbrole? It’s a toss-up between listening while at work before we open and while I’m playin’ games. Depends on what’s happenin’


Which is your favorite episode?
Easy. Ep 35 “I Rub You”. I think I was laughing hysterically the entire time. So good.

Social Profile:
Follow me on twitter @sgtmc50cal

Websites: Check out Jeff’s Twitch: 
https://www.twitch.tv/sgtmc50cal  (we love it!)

Jeff’s Review on Apple Podcasts (iTunes):

I rub these guys

Week after week, these brothers give me a mad case of the giggles while I’m at work or playing games. I truly rub them, and I know they rub me, too.

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Hyperfan Samena

How did you find out about Hyperbrole?
I heard of Hyperbrole through word of mouth from the first brother Stephen, himself!

What are you usually doing when you listen to Hyperbrole?
I’m usually folding laundry at work on a Tuesday morning when I listen to Hyperbrole. It helps me get through the monotony of the task in hand when listening to the brothers. Otherwise, I listen to Hyperbrole whilst driving in my new car that has blue tooth connection. It’s so much fun to drive around with all three brothers in the car with me!


Which is your favorite episode?
Wow, it’s hard to choose a favourite episode, because I love them all so much. I suppose the very first episode got me hooked! I also love the episode [11] with the answers to the question about how to let someone know they have bad breath without hurting their feelings! I had a good laugh when Anthony and Chris were fighting over salad and poor Stephen had to go between the two!

Let’s just say I actually love every single episode I listen to…

Samena’s Review on Apple Podcasts (iTunes):

Hello gentlemen, this episode [1] had me laughing. Especially when you were answering the question about birdwatching! The answer is NO, NEVER EVER is it cool to be holding a pair of binoculars when trying to attract women. It screams PERVERT! Very weird indeed. Chris gave the correct answer when he said only five people would ever show interest. Hahaha!

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Hyperfan Greta

How did you find out about Hyperbrole? 
I was on Stitcher searching for a non-political comedy podcast that actually made me laugh. Through 1 week of trial and error, I finally discovered the golden chalice that is… Hyperbrole Podcast.

What are you usually doing when you listen to Hyperbrole?
I listen at work while filing papers. I would listen in the car too but I’m afraid I’ll drive off the road laughing.


Which is your favorite episode?
Ep: 25: how to be on super good terms with your boss. I cannot even describe how gut wrenchingly hard I laughed throughout this entire episode. I had to pause it and finish at home because I didn’t want to cause a scene at the office.

Websites: I have started a blog called, http://GoWithGreta.com  Its still evolving, but for now its a guide to the City of Chicago and fun activities. I used to be a Segway Tour guide there and have a lot of knowledge to offer.

Greta’s Review on Apple Podcasts (iTunes):

I have twin brothers who are away at college, they are hilarious and absurd just like these three brothers. Listening to Hyperbrole gives me my weekly recommended dose of laughter and silliness that I would otherwise miss out on. At best, when I listen, their commentary has me on my knees weeping tears of laughter and at worst, I giggle out loud. It’s not for kids, due to language, but I like it because they aren’t in any way political, or serious. They are just here to entertain and have a great time.

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Hyperfan Tim

How did you find out about Hyperbrole? 
Not sure how I discovered Hyperbrole. I think I did a Twitter “recommend a podcast” thing and the boys intervened, took me hostage and forced me to listen to it.

What are you usually doing when you listen to Hyperbrole? 
I’ll tell you what I don’t do. Saw up dead prostitutes for easier disposal. I absolutely don’t do that.


Which is your favorite episode?  
That’s tricky. Every week the guys make me laugh. Perhaps that one where they talked about that thing. You know the one I mean.

Social Profile:
Twitter: @TimCore

Websites: 

Tim is a fantastic author – check out all his books here.

Tim’s Review on Apple Podcasts (iTunes):

Very Funny

These bastards are hilarious. I lost count of the number of times I’ve wet myself listening to them.

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Hyperfan Chad

How did you find out about Hyperbrole? 
I was just starting listening to podcasts, and was searching through the ones on IHeartRadio. I’m pretty sure Episode 16: What to do if someone calls you a Greek salad, was the first episode I heard.
Then I was hooked. What a ridiculous concept for a show, answering questions that no one asked you to answer. It was fantastic. So much fun. And the brothers have such a good chemistry, it feels like sitting around the dining room table arguing with family on Thanksgiving.

What are you usually doing when you listen to Hyperbrole? 
Laughing, but not sure that’s what you were really asking. Normally, I get to listen to the madness while at work on a Monday morning. It makes Mondays worth getting up for. And let’s face it, who doesn’t need a a good reason to go to work on a Monday morning.


Which is your favorite episode?  
Probably episode 24: Are Charizard’s Teeth Flame Retardant? That one left me in tears.

Social Profile:
You can find me on Twitter at Super Listener Chad @ChadFackler1

Websites: 

My only real claim to fame would be my wife, she’s a Super Hero for Real. You can see her in action here:

Chad’s Review on Apple Podcasts (iTunes):

The love that comes from this podcast is amazing

These guys really care about helping people. They go out of their way to help people, most of the time, people who have no idea what kind of help they really need. I mean, cmon, they even helped me with some tax info. These guys are great. And they will crawl right into your earholes and snuggle around your brain, kinda like that giant worm thing from that star trek movie. But really, it’s time well spent.